ProWein is the annual mecca for wine professionals in both Germany and around the world. It's the chance to strut your stuff, show your wares, and network at night. But like a Pu-Pu platter in a Chinese restaurant: despite the show, you go home hungry and with a skewed view of Chinese cuisine.
So what to do about ProWein?
In preperation, I plotted out our wineries. I drew maps and made schedules. I downloaded the App....twice. I had a plan. But part of the joy and job of Prowein is talking with the wineries, getting a feel for the year, the soil, the landscape. Hearing the stories about Richter's Sonnenuhr covered by hail insurance mere weeks before it was covered with tennisball sized hail, or Domaine Kox's Auxerrois grapes stomped by feet instead of press, or the ease of Germany's 2011s permitting a cellar repaint instead of another sleepless night. The stories give me the background and "stuff" that ultimately sell the wine. But listening takes time.
So following the hospital gown theory, this year I sacrificed Spain, Loire and Baden....
Wait, you don't know the hospital gown theory?
It's the principle that starts with the presumption that whatever you've got is just too damn small. That no matter how you cut, stretch, or creatively drape that stupid blue paper gown, something is always showing. You can choose if it's the front or the back, but the principle states that you will be hanging out somewhere.
So I supplimented my plans with the occasional fly-by adventure. Like California's Barrel 27 powerhouse Head Honcho Syrah, or the Veneto's Wildbacher from Conte Collalto. Pour, taste, spit, make excuses, and move on.
Vintage 2011: If I'm being honest, I'd have to say that I have yet to be won over to Germany's 2011. Many winemakers are calling it a stellar year. This was the year they harvested early and ripe with good yields. To be fair I was tasting mostly barrel samples. Hell, half of them, it seemed, were still fermenting. I didn't taste any bad 2011s but I can't say as I tasted any clear winners either. What I did taste was soft, round, and easy. Pleasant with a nice personality. To be fair, the 2011s are going to make great team players (foodwise) because they don't demand the spotlight, and get along with just about everyone. But, c'mon, don't you want more in the morning than a nice personality?
Me, I like my edges... and my acidity. And the colicky 2010s, while more highly strung that I am and just beginning now to show, still make my heart go pitter-patter. I also credit 2010 with helping me discover a real respect for the regions I had formally deemed too fat, wide and “international.” Yes, Pfalz, I'm talking about you.
In 2010 many of the Pfalz wines were rich without being big—compact, structured and, dare I say it, elegant. And as for those slate-babies on my wineshelf still tight and closed, well, this is what riesling is all about, boys and girls.
So what to do about ProWein? Outside of streamlining the shorthand and investing in running shoes instead of more heels, I guess I just need to don my prettiest underwear and accept that something will always be showing, someone will always be neglected. ProWein is the teaser, the sampler plate, not the meal. For that, I need to hit the vineyards, not the highlights.
And you?

